May 2013
rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
skypestripper:
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
Watchthatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
poopflow:
What would jesus do? im almost 100% sure he would reblog my selfie
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painterbaker:
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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Tv shows led me to believe that when I was a teenager there would be an unlimited supply of cute boys for me to date and I was greatly disappointed
deucebowl:
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
Eat Sleep Cats Weed: 9 Reasons Why I Can't Stand... →
eatsleepcatsweed:
1. They constantly victimize my gender, and I find it insulting.
Treating women like victims instead of empowering them does nothing but hold us back. I don’t feel disadvantaged as a woman and I don’t need other women making me feel like a victim when I’m not.
2. They try to convince…
I lost brain cells reading this post
NOBODY EVER SAID CHANGING YOUR MIND ABOUT HAVING SEX WAS RAPE!!!!!!!
lameborghini:
a game called ‘did my post get no notes because no one saw it or because it wasn’t funny’
Eat Sleep Cats Weed: Baby Breastfed By Vegan... →
angryinthebones:
eatsleepcatsweed:
An 11 month old baby in France has died of malnourishment after being strictly breastfed by it’s vegan mother. The breast milk was lacking in vitamins B12 and vitamin A, which are mainly bioavailable in animal products.
Both parents have been convicted to serve five years in prison for neglect.
This is even worse than the time that 12 year old vegan girl...
clumsyoctopus:
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
kingcheddarxvii:
I used to think that feminists thought men were inferior and that I was meant to feel like less of a person for being male and that being male was difficult and therefore negated any complaint of sexism and that sexism would stop being a problem if people just stopped talking about it
Then I turned 12
whateverjosh:
mtv should do a “where are they now?” for every single person who had a my super sweet 16 episode
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
*hides good snacks from family members*
dekutree:
im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
condorn:
internet friends are the best friends
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
how do people have just one celebrity crush
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maisonmartinmargielous:
there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him
I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in order for someone to like you is sf scary and weird to me
it also reinforces the idea that when a woman says no she means...
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
apatheticghost:
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
ITS NICE
YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
BEING MEAN IS MEAN
THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
“What’s the worst possible thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now....”
– Jessica Valenti, Full Frontal Feminism: A Young Woman’s Guide to Why Feminism Matters. (via goagainstthetide)
Anonymous asked: (cont)you should always tag something if you post a picture of snake or something you should tag it as snake or the phobia because you could trigger them
smilingemoticon:
laperspective:
I loved The Great Gatsby before it was trendy…
