zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

blastortoise:

elvenferretots:

blastortoise:

Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want

Autopsy also showed that he had four shots in the arm as well as…

harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy

ice-kt:

guy:

theblogforadog:

so here’s some weird Corgi mixes

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Corgi/Chihuahua

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Corgi/Chow

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Corgi/Dachshund

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Corgi/Dalmatian

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Corgi/English Bulldog 

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Corgi/German Shepherd

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Corgi/Golden Retriever 

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Corgi/Husky

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Corgi/Jack Russell 

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Corgi/Papillon 

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Corgi/Toy Poodle

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Corgi/Sheltie

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Corgi/Shiba Inu

I’M FREAKIN OUT GUYS 

h0odrich:

'I'm not like other white people!! I sorta have a top lip!!!'

tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

hips: ngl

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

internetexplorers:

A BLACK CHILD WAS MACED BY A WHITE COP AND ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE STILL CARE ABOUT ARE YOUR OWN FUCKING IMAGE SPOUTING YOUR “NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE” BULLSHIT HONESTLY GO TO HELL

designbydiaspora:

dead-fearless:

This guy was shot in wal Mart after being seen with a toy rifle, cops told him to get down on the ground AFTER they shot him

Wtf

designbydiaspora:

dead-fearless:

This guy was shot in wal Mart after being seen with a toy rifle, cops told him to get down on the ground AFTER they shot him

Wtf