why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
This baby feels the music
For Lent I’m just giving up in general
news is important
This discribes my cooking skills perfectly.
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"