someday I’ll have eyelashes and smoke all yall

rare photo of my girl being happy with me

rare photo of my girl being happy with me

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

bangarangn1tram:

vagisodium:

i dont remember this part of the bible

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

lunamuerte:

penis-hilton:

if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed

Lil homegirl on the drums damn

naomicampbelle:

"feat eminem"

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

“When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

rachaellelizabeth:

epic-humor:

Someone is having a worse day than you [via]

lmao of coourse that’s the OPP. could it have been anyone else?

this did make me feel better though

me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
yzma:

THIS IS SCOOBY DOO LEVEL TRICKERY

yzma:

THIS IS SCOOBY DOO LEVEL TRICKERY

do I ever actually use the bathroom or just take selfies?

do I ever actually use the bathroom or just take selfies?